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Moshe was eating in a Chinese restaurant and was chatting to his Chinese waiter.
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Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr. Gill offered him all the goodies h
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The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets
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EAST BERNARD, TX (DWPI) -- Local barber Merton Storch revealed today that he can believe that the margarine spread
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One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that t
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It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.
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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serv
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A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy,
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A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the gla
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Q: What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza to make a passover pizza? A: Matzarello
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A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
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Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the
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Waiter, waiter! There's a maggot in my salad. Don't worry, he won't live long in that stuff.
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been check
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Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.
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A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.
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Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel? It’s called "Cheeses of Nazareth".
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Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
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The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marri
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