School Jokes

Bill Clinton was visiting a school. In one class, he asked the students if anyone could give him an example of a tr
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An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist were standing around the college flagpole when an English professor h
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Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'Rajan: 'A camel.'Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
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Teacher: 'When was Rome built?'Sanjay: 'At night, sir.'Teacher: 'Who told you that?'
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In an English class for foreign students, the teacher wanted a sentence to be changed into past tense. 'He gives he
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Mother: 'Why are you crying?'Son: 'My teacher was sick for a long time and nowI have heard that ...'
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DURING the course of an interview of the students of an international business course, the professor asked one stud
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NEWTON was sitting in the garden when an apple fell on his head. He invented the Law of Gr
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Two men are sitting in the basket of a balloon. For hours, they have been drifting through a thick layer of
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Back in the old days - when slide rules were still the most sophisticated computing equipment available to s
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Same alley, same function, but a different operator: "Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you ti
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In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet: "Get out of my way - or I'll dif
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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to test the following hypothesis: All odd numbers gr
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Two math professors are sitting in a pub. "Isn't it disgusting", the first one complains, "how little
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A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together. They are riding in a car, e
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In a class, a math professor claims that he can prove everything under the assumption that 1+1=1. A st
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After the phenomenal success of Viagra, Pfizer has come up with yet another pharmaceutical sensation: knowle
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Two men are having a good time in a bar. Outside, there's a terrible thunderstorm. Finally, one of the men t
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Q: How does a mathematician call his dog?
A: Cauchy - because it leaves a residue at every pole...
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A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis - without success. Finally, he decide
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