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A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneake
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A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.In Driving Jokes

A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a volu
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One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley
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A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill was just startin
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Cyril was driving down Hendon Road when he gets pulled over by a policeman.
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Have you ever had the experience of parking in a one-hour zone, inserting the coins, than finding yourself, forty-f
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David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
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Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria. "Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?"one asked.
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There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.
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"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
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A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing.
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General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy/use cars
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Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with tech
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Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping on the window.
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You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
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About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight.
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In New York City last week a taxi clipped a red Beetle while veering across four lanes of traffic to pick-up a fare
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The supervisor for the Union Of Road Construction Workers called the meeting to order.
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