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Sing this to the tune "walking in a winter wonderland!Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
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-Your computer would automatically shut down on Friday evening tillSaturday night.
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-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
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Bill Gates is the owner of Microsoft and GMC is a large car
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
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After only being married for six months, the unhappy wife made an
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It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can
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1. You make acronyms for everything. Such as: IAG (I'm a Geek) and TMHE(That Movie had Errors)
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Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
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A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a
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Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.Customer : OK.
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The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to hischair before he dropped exhausted.
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One of Microsoft's tech support reps was drafted and sent to
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I work at an ISP doing tech support. The most common question I get are
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This is a true story from a place where I used to work...
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The year is 2050 and Bill Gates has recently died. He goes
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There were 3 men, a chiness japenesse and an american. They all
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Three Bills all die at the exact same moment: Bill Clinton,Billy Graham, and Bill Gates.
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A letter workers may receive after Y2K...January 4, 2000Dear Valued Employee:Re: Vacation Pay
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The computer service department has determined there is no longer any need
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