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After the stock scam and subsequent collapse of the stock market a businessman was asked by his friend if he too ha
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A firm which undertakes to destroy vermin has the following instructions:
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A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest c
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. T
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Q: How is golf like taxes? A: Well, you drive hard to get to the green, and then you wind up in the hole.
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A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point t
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The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"
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Q: What's the definition of a stockbroker? A: Someone who invests your money till' it's all gone.
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Q: What is a Stockbroker's Best Friend? A: Glass.
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Version 1: How many stockbrokers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A long time ago, a visitor from out of town came to a tour in Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to th
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Stockbroker's creed: A man is a client until proven broke.
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A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The ana
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Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbro
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ABC Stock reaches $155. $155 for a stock that should be valued at $100. Wow!!!!
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Q: Why is advice so cheap? A: Because supply always exceeds demand.
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In the midst of the shaky stock market we have had this week many brokers are getting calls from their clients requ
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For many years, a young stock broker at Big Street Investments would plan a yearly weekend getaway at a mountain In
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The Simpson's invited their new neighbors the Parkers over to dinner. During dinner Mr Simpson asked Mr Parker what
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A market guru walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza.
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