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Adults are just kids who owe money. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
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Ambivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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My karma ran over your dogma. I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
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Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself." "I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"
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"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"
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"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition." "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
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"All generalizations are false." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
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On the other hand, you have different fingers. "I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
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Ambivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Where there's a will...I want to be on it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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