Blonde Jokes

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
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How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried
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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
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What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum? A brain tumor.
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What does a blonde owl say? What, what?
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Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If
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What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW? Divorcee'
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A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dir
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What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air bubbles.
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There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person als
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What does a blonde make best for dinner? Reservations.
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There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde s
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What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A brunette with bad breath
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A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"
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Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? They can't remember the number. OR: She can't find the number 11
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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the
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Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
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Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into th
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