Drinking Jokes

AN old bishop in the nation's capital was sick of the social and embassy parties he was expected to attend every ot
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ACCORDING to the grapevine, Dr Norman Vincent Peale was wounded mentally at least on one occasion. A drunken young
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A MAN who had more beer than was good for him staggered into his house and rushed to what he thought was his bathro
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I am sure I have read this poem in some anthology of nonsense verse. I reproduce it for the simple reason that it i
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It was the morning after, and he sat groaning and holding his head.
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A drunkard was coming home from a local liqour shop late at night. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he
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The large burly man approached the bartender and said, 'I see by the sign in your window that you're looking for a
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A man went to a bar and ordered a drink. After he had lushed he got up to leave. The bartender asked, 'What about t
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Bartenders do it on the rocks.
Bartenders do it as you wish.
Bartenders do it for tips.
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A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks
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A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. While chatting with the bartender the man says: "I have a method t
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to recommend a good drink. The bartender says that their grass
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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is i
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After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.Corona'
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One drink is just right, two are too many, three are too few.
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A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive 30-year-old single malts and has the bartender line them up i
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A man rushed into a bar and ordered a double martini. The man downed it with one swallow, put a five dollar
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A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put i
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