Bank Jokes

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Bankers do it risk-free.Bankers do it just for money.Bankers charge a fee each time they do it.
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You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper",
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Jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him
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A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured
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At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind wait
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If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account"
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As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex, the husband put his pocke
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Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines.
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to
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A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
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Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
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TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?
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An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company.
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Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.
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Dear Bank Manager,
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A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks.
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