Baby Jokes

Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
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Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor
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A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
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Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby.
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One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud fathe
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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where'd we get him?”
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A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas.
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese moth
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A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.
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Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby.
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Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
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Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.
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Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
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A couple of Yogi Berra's teammates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified t
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A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
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A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is
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Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants.
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
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Q: What's the difference between cows and infants?
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 Laurel and Loren finally had three children before they stopped. Liberal as they were, they knew t
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