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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
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A lion gave his wedding party to all other lions. He saw a rat dancing in the party and he asked how you are
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A boy was walking along a street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one man and a
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A frog went to an astrologer and was told, “you are going to meet a beautiful young woman, who will want to
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Suppose you are on the terrace of 25 storey building. Watching down on the ground you find a dog is standing
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Once four boys were playing,when suddenly the 1st boy said:"do you guys know my dad's a spiderman". Then the
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Once two donkeys happened to see a zebra. First donkey-'look at that strange creature. Second donkey- he loo
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Elephant: i heard you had dinner with the monkey last night ant:thats right elephant:er...how come you invit
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A leopard went to an optometrist because he thought he should have his eyes examined."every time i look at m
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A lady once went to a pet store and asked the storekeeper for a parrot that could speak. The storekeeper sho
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Once all the ants went in search of food,in that crowd of ants there was a white ant ---- why was there a wh
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A man comes out of a fast food resturant and starts eating his sandwich. A lady with a small dog comes acros
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There were two rats going on a picnic and elephant was coming ,one rat said to other let"s beat him the othe
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Once a upon a time there were 3 ants. One was black,one was white and the other one was red. The black ant a
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Customer(jokingly)to waiter in the hotel:bring me a plate of veg chicken.Waiter:right away sirAf
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Once a lady helps a frog from being eaten by a snake.the frog tells her to ask him any three wishes,but her
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A few pigs in old mcdonalds farm were having a meeting on "how to treats them". After some time the farmer c
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Once the couple visited the zoo. They noticed that all the animals are laughing except donkey Couple a
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What is the vampire's favourite slogan?
Please give blood generously.
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A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "got any duck feed?" The clerk tells him, "no, we don't have
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