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Lucky in poker, but no luck with horses
Added On Saturday, April 07, 2007 | In Christmas Jokes | By nitin_devz Viewed: 364 times Some people just seem to have a lot of luck. A friend of mine is one of those card players who can almost always draw whatever he needs to win a hand in poker, but loses big time at the races.
I asked him about this once and he replied, "Well ... they won't let me shuffle the horses." Rate this joke:
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