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Ho Ho Gotta Go!
Added On Wednesday, March 25, 2009 | In Christmas Jokes | By neha Viewed: 867 times  Santa is putting presents by the tree when he hears a womans voice say ” santa will you please come sit with me”? Santa turns and sees a beautiful woman sitting on her couch in a very sexy gown. Santa says “ho ho ho gotta go, kids are waiting on their toys you know”. so, santa goes about his work and is putting candy and toys in stockings when he hears the voice again say, “santa , please come sit with me”. Santa looks over and now the woman is laying in just her underwear on the couch…. Again he says, “ho ho ho, gotta go, kids are waiting on their toys you know”. Then santa goes over and nibbles on a cookie and drinks a sip of his milk when he hears the womans voice one more time…….”PLEASE SANTA, COME SIT WITH ME……im so lonely”! Santa takes another peek and this time the woman is totally naked and such a beautiful site……he looks down , looks at her again and says, ” hey hey hey, gotta stay…..can’t go up the chimney with my dick this way!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL…… Rate this joke: 
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