Christmas Jokes By 1 Users
Boy & Cop
There was this little boy riding his brand new red bike down the street and a cop on a horse stops him and asks “di
 By 1 Users
Santa Likes Girls
One day a little boy was sitting on santas lap.Santa puts his finger on the boy nose and says,”I bet y
 By 1 Users
Snort Sniff Honk Snort
As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer to be very quiet when they deliver presents on
 By 1 Users
Microsoft Buys Christmas
NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a pr
 By 3 Users
Electric Trains
While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. “If you get a train,” I would te
 By 1 Users
Dear Darling Son
Dear Darling Son (and That Person You Married),Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t worry. I’m jus
 By 1 Users
After Christmas Thought
A few days after Christmas, my six year son and I were talking. He asked, “Mom, is there a Santa Claus?”
 By 1 Users
Christmas Story
A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all a
 By 1 Users
Christmas Downsizing
IMMEDIATE DOWNSIZING MEASURES EMPLOYEDThe recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to
 By 1 Users
20 Uses For Fruitcake
1.
 By 1 Users
Rudolph’S Ears
Christmas was over. Santa and his reindeer finally had a chance to rest. And they deserved it. They had done
 By 1 Users
Centipede
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas Tree!
 By 1 Users
Christmas Angel Joke
Many have asked, “What is the reason for the angel on top of the Christmas tree?”Once upon a time Sant
 By 1 Users
A Star Trek: The Next Generation Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ship Not a circuit was buzzing, not one microchip; The
 By 1 Users
Star Wars Holiday Humor
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats. Lightsabers drawn and s
 By 1 Users
A Sci-Fi Christmas
o The X(mas) Files o Star Wars Holiday Humor o A Star Trek: The Next Generation Night Before Christmas
 By 1 Users
Christmas Fruit Cake Recipe
Ingredients1 cup water8oz. mixed nuts1 cup brown sugar1 cup butter1 tsp. salt<
 By 1 Users
Marv Albert Christmas Classic
Marv Albert’s Holiday Jingle:“Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear” (sung to the tune of “Walking in a W
 By 1 Users
The Top 18 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
1.
 By 1 Users
A Dog’S Rules For Christmas
1.
 By 1 Users
Children’S X-Mas Carols
A teacher in Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. She probably
Feed: RSS
|