Bumper Sticker Jokes By 1 Users
Where there's a will...I want to be on it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.By 1 Users
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.By 1 Users
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!By 1 Users
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.By 1 Users
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.By 1 Users
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.By 1 Users
My karma ran over your dogma.I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!A fool and his moneBy 1 Users
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you cBy 1 Users
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?IBy 1 Users
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.""I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you wBy 1 Users
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!""According to my calculationsBy 1 Users
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.""It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to geBy 1 Users
"All generalizations are false.""Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."SeenBy 1 Users
On the other hand, you have different fingers."I love cats...they taste just like chicken""By 1 Users
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parBy 1 Users
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Jury: Twelve people who determine which clientBy 1 Users
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Earn cashBy 1 Users
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bBy 1 Users
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited invBy 1 Users
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."By 1 Users
Ambivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose? Is it time for y
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