Bumper Sticker Jokes By 2 Users
Adults are just kids who owe money. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? By 1 Users
Ambivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose?By 1 Users
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?By 1 Users
My karma ran over your dogma.I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!By 1 Users
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!By 1 Users
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?By 1 Users
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.""I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?"By 1 Users
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"By 1 Users
"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.""It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."By 1 Users
"All generalizations are false.""Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."By 1 Users
On the other hand, you have different fingers."I love cats...they taste just like chicken"By 1 Users
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.By 1 Users
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.By 1 Users
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer.By 1 Users
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.By 1 Users
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.By 1 Users
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."By 1 Users
Ambivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose?By 1 Users
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.By 1 Users
Where there's a will...I want to be on it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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