We'll go hunting thought the two Khans,
Bail petition rejected was only Salman's; Saif said, 'I'm not cheating,
The bucks died of over-eating, Shooting with camera is all I do, ask my fans.'
If a hunk you aim to hook,
Wear the new perfume called Shah Rukh; And to patao a bimbo,
You need no arrow or bow, A dash of the same stuff her goose will cook.
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