Bank Jokes

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  A man wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks...
  

  A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  The banker fell overboard ...
  

  The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  Bank Robbery
  

  After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 h

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  The old native American wanted a loan
  

  The old native American wanted a loan for $500.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  If you owe the bank $100 ...
  

  If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  Daughter in college
  

  Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college e

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  Things you would NOT want to see happen at the ATM
  

  You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper",

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  A banker decided to get his first tailor made suit
  

  A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  FHA Loan
  

  A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  Top Ten Signs You Need a New Bank
  

  Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  A Tried and Trusted Employee
  

  A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  Two lawyers are in a bank...
  

  Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While several

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 5/30/2007
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  The old lady in the bank
  

  A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a large paper bag in

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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  Rolls Royce
  

  A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer as

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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  Hands in his own pockets
  

  A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and go

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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  Einstein
  

  Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will no

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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  Country-Club Party
  

  At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her cou

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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  Bank Teller
  

  This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account."

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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  Bank Account
  

  A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin'' checking accoun

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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  'Bank Account327'
  

  At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying he

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 1/10/2007
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