Bank Jokes

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  Light Bulb
  

  How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/20/2009
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  Bankers Do It...
  

  Bankers do it risk-free.Bankers do it just for money.Bankers charge a fee each time they do it.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/20/2009
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  The Atm
  

  You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says:

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/20/2009
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  A Job
  

  Jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  New York City Bank
  

  A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  A Young Banker
  

  A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Country-Club Party
  

  At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Einstein Dies
  

  Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Banker Short Joke 1
  

  If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Walk Into Bank
  

  A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account"

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  China Piggy Bank
  

  As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex, the husband put his pocket

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Drive Through ATM Procedures
  

  Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Customer Service
  

  I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Insufficient Funds
  

  A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Loan Arithmitic
  

  Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. 'If you had ten dollars,' said the t

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Online Banking
  

  TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you?

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Iraqi Banking
  

  An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company. The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign o

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Bank Name
  

  Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  Dear Bank Manager
  

  Dear Bank Manager,

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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  A man wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks...
  

  A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks.

  In Bank Jokes | Added On: 3/21/2009
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