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    Flight insurance
    Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/14/2007
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    FAT
    A woman called and asked "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs
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    Pepsi-cola
    A woman called and said "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/13/2007
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    A blind pilot
    I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/13/2007
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    An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm
    An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/12/2007
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    Lights
    During emergency landing training, I asked my flight instructor how to handle a night emergency.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/12/2007
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    Two elderly vultures
    As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airp
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/11/2007
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    Instrument Flying Guide for Animal Lovers
    Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/11/2007
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    Fasten Seat Belts
    Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was k
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/10/2007
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    Flight Instructions
    During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assem
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/10/2007
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    Grounded
    Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/9/2007
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    New Plane
    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/9/2007
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    Polish Air Lines flight 113
    Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/8/2007
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    Airport Mistletoe
    It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/8/2007
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    Overloaded
    My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/7/2007
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    New Airline Food Policy
    It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the South.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/7/2007
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    Just Ask Me
    On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an education
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/6/2007
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    Under Control
    The airline business has always had a rich sense of humor, and one purportedly true story doing the rounds at the m
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/6/2007
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    Young and Foolish
    A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/5/2007
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    Airport Mix-Up
    During the 'rush hour' at Houston's Hobby Airport, a flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/5/2007
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    Airplane maintenance
    "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.
    In Aviation Jokes | Added On: 10/4/2007
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