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Flight insurance
Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for
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FAT
A woman called and asked "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs
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Pepsi-cola
A woman called and said "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes.
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A blind pilot
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
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An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm
An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.
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Lights
During emergency landing training, I asked my flight instructor how to handle a night emergency.
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Two elderly vultures
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airp
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Instrument Flying Guide for Animal Lovers
Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer.
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Fasten Seat Belts
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was k
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Flight Instructions
During a business trip to Boeing's Everett, Washington factory, I noticed several 747 and 777 airliners being assem
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Grounded
Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky.
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New Plane
My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane.
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Polish Air Lines flight 113
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.
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Airport Mistletoe
It was the beginning of December. The trip had gone reasonably well, and he was ready to go back.
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Overloaded
My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger overloaded with bags tried to stuff
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New Airline Food Policy
It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the South.
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Just Ask Me
On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an education
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Under Control
The airline business has always had a rich sense of humor, and one purportedly true story doing the rounds at the m
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Young and Foolish
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.
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Airport Mix-Up
During the 'rush hour' at Houston's Hobby Airport, a flight was delayed due to a mechanical problem.
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Airplane maintenance
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.
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