Aviation Jokes By 3 Users
Speaking of nervousness, an old lady was making her first flight in an airplane. She was highly nervous and insisteBy 6 Users
There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways to leave this airplane. By 2 Users
As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board aBy 2 Users
A fiberglass port-a-potty at Oshkosh with the message "I could have been a Glassair!" written on it? By 1 Users
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to anBy 1 Users
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncementsBy 1 Users
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that aBy 1 Users
After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her spBy 1 Users
I just got off the phone with a man who asked "How do I know which plane to get on?"By 1 Users
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was fu By 4 Users
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew toBy 1 Users
They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.By 1 Users
I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the plane so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the windowBy 1 Users
A friend of mine was learning how to fly (a plane, obviously) and asked his instructor the safety benefits of a twiBy 3 Users
You are one of TWO persons on a malfunctioning aeroplane with only one parachute. How would you react? Here are theBy 1 Users
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. HeBy 2 Users
I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the retBy 1 Users
Two air traffic controllers collided in the tower at New York's La Guardia airport.By 1 Users
"I think the pilot on my last trip was pretty new to his job.By 1 Users
Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for
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