Answering machine message 86
Added On Thursday, March 05, 2009 | In Answering Machine Message Jokes | By rahul
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Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System.

If you are trying to reach Heaven,

please press 1.

For Valhalla, press 2.

for Hades, press 3.

If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you're going about it all wrong,

so we certainly can't help you.

If you'd just like to leave a message for Sean,
wait for the beep.




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