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  Answering machine message 80
  

  Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret underground hideaway.

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  Hello!This is 1-800-PRESLEY.Yes!1-800-PRESLEY!They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's

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  Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline.Our operators do not exist at the moment, but if you

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  Hello, this is the Yardmaster's Office, Valsetz and Siletz railroad (an actual railroad in Oregon).There

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  French monologue in the background:Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first

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  Comrades!Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit has re-established communicat

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  Stoned, slow voice:Hey brother, you have reached the Narcotics Information Hotline.None of us can answe

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  Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams: Hello.Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiroprac

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  Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen. You stab 'em and we slab 'em.We have special

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  Answering machine message 71
  

  Theme music from Peter Gunn: My name is David.What people call me is something else entirely.I'm a P.I.

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  Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know how you are and what you want, so at

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  Answering machine message 69
  

  Hi!This is Mary.I'm afflicted with lysdexic procrastination. Please leave your message before the tone

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  Answering machine message 68
  

  You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society.Please leave a message after

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  Answering machine message 67
  

  Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you ar

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  Answering machine message 66
  

  Thank you for calling 911.All of our operators are currently busy.Please stay on the line, and your cal

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  You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline.All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name an

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  Answering machine message 64
  

  To scare off annoying liberals: Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.Your five dollar

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  Thank you for calling the Satanic Hotline.All of our operators are busy at the moment.If you would like

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  Gregorian chants in background; serene voice: Hello, Brother or Sister.You have reached the Cubicles of C

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  Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline.Father Durway's not here right now, but if you'll leave yo

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  Answering machine message 60
  

  This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline.After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence

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