Answering Machine Message Jokes By 5 Users
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. By 4 Users
Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what iBy 4 Users
Beethoven's Fifth:Nobody's home.Why did you phone? By 1 Users
"Winter Wonderland":Hear the ring, inside our home.Once again, can't get the phone.By 3 Users
"Camptown Races":I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.By 1 Users
"The Check is in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovich:Well hey how you doin'? Have a seat have a drink,By 1 Users
Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,No one's here, no one's home,By 1 Users
U2's "With or Without You":No one's here to answer the phone,Leave a message at the tone,By 1 Users
Cheers TV show theme song, "Where Everybody Knows your Name":Sometimes you make a call,By 2 Users
Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love":And I would do anything for calls,I promise I will call you back;By 1 Users
(Guns & Roses' "Civil War":) What we've got here is... Failure to communicate.By 1 Users
Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":By 1 Users
Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice:
Wanting...
Waiting...
For you,
To justify your call...By 1 Users
Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.)By 1 Users
Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven, please press 1.By 1 Users
Thanks for callingBy 1 Users
This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.By 1 Users
Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak.By 2 Users
Hello, you're caller number nine!By 1 Users
Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret underground hideaway.
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