Animal Jokes

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  Moses And Jesus
  

  A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  The New Bats
  

  Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and ge

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/4/2008
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  Madcow Disease
  

  There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/4/2008
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  Three Tough Rats
  

  Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/4/2008
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  Chess Playing Dog
  

  A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonish

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/4/2008
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  Insult Parrot
  

  This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. Sh

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/4/2008
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  A Snail And A New Car
  

  There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast whee

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/4/2008
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  No Ride
  

  A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck dri

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/1/2008
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  The Milk Cow
  

  The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 12/1/2008
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  An American In Spain
  

  An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria,

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/25/2008
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  Gorilla Remover
  

  A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's a

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/25/2008
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  Whale Of A Tale
  

  Willie the Whale and his whale girlfriend, Monica, are swimming happily through the ocean when they come upon a boa

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/25/2008
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  A Cat Goes To Heaven
  

  A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You've been a good cat all of these years. Anyt

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/25/2008
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  Baby Stork
  

  Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/24/2008
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  Working Dogs
  

  Three guys sitting in a bar around a log fire with their dogs, and get talkin' about them. First one says "My dog i

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/24/2008
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  Ambitious Mother
  

  A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/24/2008
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  Foul Mouthed Parrot
  

  There's a guy who owns a parrot that swears like a sailor. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/22/2008
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  Sparrow
  

  Once upon a time, there was a nonconformist sparrow who decided to not fly south for the winter. However, soon the

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/22/2008
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  Animal Playing Cards
  

  What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/22/2008
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  How To Give Your Cat A Pill
  

  1.Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just asif y

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/15/2008
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  Man And Wife At The Zoo
  

  It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. S

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 11/15/2008
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