Animal Jokes

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  The Four Cats
  

  Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Flying Turtle
  

  Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Laboratory Rabbit
  

  A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried aw

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/20/2009
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  That Damn Cat!
  

  Harry really hated his old lady's cat. So he put it in the car and drove twenty blocks away and dropped it off. Jus

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/7/2009
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  Ducks In Heaven
  

  Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf c

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/15/2009
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  Lassie's Son
  

  Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/7/2009
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  Elephant And A Kangaroo
  

  Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/7/2009
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  Dinosaurs
  

  Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/7/2009
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  Was That Your Cat
  

  Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/6/2009
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  The Frog And The Rat
  

  A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?"

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/6/2009
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  The Hungry Monkey
  

  A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder, orders a drink and sits down. The monkey springs off his shou

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/6/2009
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  Midget Horse
  

  This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/6/2009
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  Poor Skunk
  

  There was a man and his wife walking down the road on their way home.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Pull Buddy Pull!
  

  An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Religious Dog
  

  This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  New Kitty Toy
  

  We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Sniffer
  

  A man had just settled into his seat next to thewindow on theplane when another man sat down in the aisle seat

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Smashed Cat
  

  Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Don't Hit The Ducks
  

  Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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  Moses And Jesus
  

  A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.

  In Animal Jokes | Added On: 3/5/2009
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